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AI Regular Policy
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We are presently offering
this package at a 50% reduction from our normal pricing until Dec 2009.
An excellent policy that protects you from all the normal occurances of
the END OF DAYS...is yours for only...
$29.95 US inclusive
This is a ONETIME payment that will get you and your family through the
worst ARMEGEDDON has to throw at you.
Payable through PAYPAL.
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AI With Extension
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We are presently offering
this package at a 50% reduction from our normal pricing until Dec 2009.
An excellent policy that protects you from all the normal occurances
and some unexpected occurances of the END OF DAYS...is yours for only...
$39.95 US inclusive
This is a ONETIME payment that will get you and your family through
the very worst ARMEGEDDON has
to throw at you.
Payable through PAYPAL.
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AI PREMIUM Policy
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We are presently offering
this package at a 25% reduction from our normal pricing until Dec 2009.
Our BEST policy that protects you from all the normal occurances
and some unexpected occurances as well as protection from the Players
involved in/of the END OF DAYS...is yours for only...
$59.95 US inclusive
This is a ONETIME payment that will get you and your family through
the very worst ARMEGEDDON has
to throw at you.
Payable through PAYPAL.
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ADVERTISERS:
Don't let the END OF THE WORLD deter you from this great Advertising Opportunity...
with your advertising you get a free one year temporary policy that protects you from everything that our
ARMaGEDDON
PREMIUM
Policy covers.
This is in ADDITION
to your one year advertisement
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DON'T
LEAVE YOURSELF UNPROTECTED AT THE END OF THE WORLD!
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ARMaGEDDON INSURANCE
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DON'T WAIT! TILL' IT'S TOO LATE!
Why wait until the last moment and let
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INSURANCE you are protected from the effects of the END
OF THE WORLD!
With ARMaGEDDON
INSURANCE you are
protected against lightning strikes, plague, flood, famine, boils,
raging fires, locusts, and death of first-born.
Also: ARMaGEDDON
INSURANCE has a extended
coverage policy to protect you from falling objects, glass spray,
errand bullets, missle strikes, and accidental drowning.
Or...upgrade to...
ARMaGEDDON
INSURANCE PREMIUM covers
you not only for what the regular and extended policys cover but...get
this...never before offered...a once in a life-time opportunity...ARMaGEDDON
INSURANCE PREMIUM covers
you for attacks by BEASTS with
number pads, SATAN, LUCIFER,
and every derivitive of the names of the DEVIL... errand attacks by a God or Gods
bearing any of these names: ALLAH, YAHWEH, JEHOVAH, and as an
extra FREE benefit JUPITER, ODIN,
and ZEUS.
Testimonial:
I am from a one-off universe and can tell you when "god" came she was
indeed pissed. luckly for me I had ARMaGEDDON INSURANCE PREMIUM
I was spared the pain and suffering others around me endured.
Thanks ARMaGEDDON INSURANCE!!!!!!!!!
Luv,
Juperia
Testimonial:
When Armageddon came to my world, most were all caught off guard. I
like to plan for my future and one day just happened to notice an ad
for ARMaGEDDON INSURANCE in the newspaper - I talked with my family
that very night and the very next day, I bought the ARMaGEDDON
INSURANCE PREMIUM package, and thank the Heavens that I did! While my
neighbors were being eaten by Locusts, while my city lay in ruins from
missle strikes, and while Satan roamed the streets my family and I were
safe thanks to our investment in ARMaGEDDON INSURANCE!
Thanks ARMaGEDDON INSURANCE!
yours forever,
Cebyti
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BE
PREPARED FOR THE END!
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Don't
be left out at the END OF DAYS,
ARMaGEDDON
INSURANCE wil bring you
and your family the peace of mind it needs in today's unsure and
chaotic world...surely THE LAST DAYS
ARE UPON US and we all need to be prepared.
Whether you are a JEW or a MUSLIM or a CHRISTIAN you need to realize
that being un-prepared is folly and unproductive.
The Scriptures teach preparedness...to be ever watchful...diligent in
your preparedness...so that you and your family will not be taken by
surprise.
ARMaGEDDON
INSURANCE is your ticket
to see the END OF THE END OF DAYS!
We are on the EVE OF DESTRUCTION!
Are you prepared?
Testimonial:
I live in a near-by solar-system...and one day God was sooooooo pissed at us...I swear it was crazy!
Was I happy that I had ARMaGEDDON INSURANCE PREMIUM
it really saved my keester!
Thanks Guys! I owe ya one!
Dinrte
Testimonial:
Thank-you AI...you guys are life-savers! My planet is all but in ruins but we are alive and well!
I don't know how we would have gotten through all this without ARMaGEDDON INSURANCE PREMIUM...your great insurance saved our lives again and again.
You should charge more...it's worth it! I would have glasdly paid double knowing what I do now!
xwbtjliel
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WHY
DO YOU NEED INSURANCE?
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Purchasing
ARMaGEDDON
INSURANCE assures you and
your family that you/they will most likely make it to the end of ARMaGEDDON, without ARMaGEDDON
INSURANCE chances are you
won't.
The agreement we brokered on your behalf is the BEST in the
Industry...no where else can you get as comprehensive a package as
this...unless you are saved.
We don't do salvation.
We'd like to thank TheTAZZone.com and TAZForum without whom this website would not be possible!
Keep up the good work guys!
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AI POLICIES
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AI
Regular
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$29.95
US
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AI Extended
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$39.95
US
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| AI Premium |
$59.95
US
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AI Pet Policy
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$9.95
US
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AI policy
Rules
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You must be at least 18
years old to purchase a policy.
No policy protects you from a direct hit from a GOD or GODS...the
Premium policy only protects you from unintentional errand hits.
In the event that you do not survive the END OF DAYS after paying for
your policy we will allow you to apply for a refund.
Cover your Pets for an additional...
$9.99 US
Please include all local and Federal taxes.
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LIFE as you know it could
END TOMORROW!
BE PREPARED!
BE SAFE!
BE READY!
We are on the
EVE of DESTRUCTION!
GET
ARMaGEDDON
INSURANCE!
PAY NOW...
BEFORE THE DEVIL MAKES
YOU PAY...
FOREVER!
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DAYS of MANKIND
are upon US ALL...and with every breath we take from this day forward
may we prepare to meet the END of the END OF DAYS!
